President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad…start spreadin’ the news. He’s leaving today. He wants to be a part of it…New York, New York. His little nuke blues are melting away.
He wants to wake up in that city that never sleeps. But after his speech today, he won’t be getting any fresh bagels for breakfast. I think he needs to give Letterman a try and make nice.
If he can make it there, he can make it anywhere. Seriously. If he can convince David that his nasty schtick is marketable, then maybe Leno on Wednesday night. Mahmoud needs a style coach and some dance lessons so he can high kick as he walks out tonight on stage.
He seems to deliver the same old speech too. So this will give him a chance to meet some new writers. I’m thinking a cross between “24” and “Lost”, with a sprinkling of “Curb Your Enthusiasm". Larry David would be perfect. Two grumpy guys. A match made in heaven. I’m thinking buddy movie here…directed by Woody Allen.
It’s up to you, New York. Are you ready for Mahmoud?
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